Clean Balls and The Wrong Hole.

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Plenty Of Fish in the Sea.

What are you supposed to do when your personality out grows everyone else around you? Better yet what do you do when it begins works against you when you are with friends?

I love the people around me I worked hard to get these people around they are great but a couple are not so good with women. They have two left feet when it comes to talking to women. Some days I am the bright sun that everyone gravitates to and they have to sit back in the shade.

So what happens when they try to talk to a girl but you outshine them?

They sit there and ask “How long have you been here”. While you in your head you know she wants to be asked where she lives or what she is up to later. She begins to see that ever so familiar please like me smile all while wondering why did he open his mouth.

So they drop the ball and she decides to look for someone who is actually interesting and knows his way around women. Of course out everyone in the room you know she can tell there is something about you.

She walks over and you give her that ever so sly grin knowing what both of you are thinking. She smiles and like APB says you begin to talk to the pussy.

She looks up at you and her look says it all, she visually saying take me somewhere but be smooth and sweep me off my feet. You know where this can go but you take your eyes off her take a look around the room just letting her know that you are a patient guy because there is no rush, it’s all in the bag.

Like Shakespeare you begin to craft your words making sure they lead to her secrets finding along the way what makes her tick. Like clockwork she flicks her hair and begins to lean in, she catches her hand on your chest and quickly pulls away. She knows she can’ make it seem easy, but it is.

For a moment everyone in the room is gone it is just you and her connecting, existing in this silent bubble.

Then out of the corner of your eye you see a familiar face. It’s a look of slight indecision and lack of experience with a touch of uneasiness and it’s attached to your friend.

Like a dull knife he jumps in and asks “So what are you guys talking about?”

You look up and see that he wants to try to talk to her.

So what happens when they try to talk to a girl but you outshine them?

You take a step back smile and say “We were just talking about…Here keep her company”

Plenty of fish in the sea but only a few good friends.